LOuSy ObseRVatiONs

  • My brother, a lawyer, shopping for a pair of jeans bought one from Lee, after trying out, waist: 30 inches. Wow! I am shocked! When did you become so lean?! He hadn’t, the jeans he was wearing (while shopping) was 34 inches! (Maybe Lee uses a measurement unknown to ordinary men)
  • I accused the food home-delivery boy of trying to cheat me of 200 bucks. And he accused me back of the same! I was looking at my shopping bill instead of the one he gave me. Thank God I am a girl, the gathered people couldn’t beat me!
  • I keep telling my dad,”I don’t need any more new dresses!” And in the next breath, sigh and say, “Wow, what a beautiful dress!” And go home and tell Dad, “How many times do I tell you not buy me any more dresses?!”
  • My fiancé asked me what I wanted this Pujas, I was blogging and absent-mindedly replied “Cotton Candy and Bhelpuri.” He is so proud of his hassle-free fiancée. And I was thinking, “Shit! I wanted that Titan Raga.”
  • My sister has a tennis elbow, which is very painful. She has brought the whole house down on her head. She says she will at least swing the tennis racquet (if not the cricket bat) once in her life before she succumbs to this stupid pain!
  • I kept screwing up my face in what I thought was a subtle manner while taking to a lady I was recently introduced to. She got offended thinking I was trying not to laugh at her just-a-bit overweight figure! When I was only trying to avoid inhaling her bad breath!
  • A person walked by me. I was trying discern- is it a he or a she? It could have been both. I was staring hard at the person’s chest, trying to understand. “I’m a male, sweetie!”, he said, walking past me.

N.B. These could be true incidents. I don’t know.
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About Guria

An Artist in Science - I am a Misfit 'cause I choose to be one. "Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time to reform" And I am a Maverick, because, I'm... umm... brilliant?
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41 Responses to LOuSy ObseRVatiONs

  1. Shruti says:

    Hilarious Sreya!!
    **The dress thing i often do! who on earth wouldn't love a new dress… certainly i won't be 😛

    **Cotton candy n bhelpuri! You have saved him a penny before gettin maried 😛 (Congrats on getting married :)! Enjoy the fun being single!)

    **””When I was only trying to avoid inhaling her bad breath””
    😛 😀
    i was laughing like anything 😛
    I have encountered many such things!!

    **””trying to understand. “I'm a male, sweetie!”, he said, walking past me””
    The best of all the lousy observations!! How you felt after receiving such answer 😛

    Good one sreya!

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  2. Shruti says:

    I liked your signatures too!! 🙂
    Nice ji!

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  3. LOL dear girl!!
    About the jeans.. didn't you know? Its a lure for people who are not so thin. Many brands do that nowadays – it feels good right, when the number is less that wht it should be and it still fits you. In US this is quite common. sometimes I have to look for size 1 or 2 instead of 6!!
    And I told somebody I had a congenital obsession with clothes. One more similarity between us.. well.. who is counting.
    Oh man! Was the lady's breath so bad?
    So funny about the last point.. this happens to me all the time in US of A. Although my puzzle isn't always solved by the guy/girl telling me the truth..

    good read dear.

    Enjoy the festivities. I miss them all.

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  4. Aditya says:

    Hilarious. Hilarious. Hilarious.!!

    And the finishing line was THE finish :D.

    Cool writing 🙂

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  5. Rajlakshmi says:

    man were you actually staring at his chest hehehehe… thats so funny… completely ROFLing…
    and there goes you titan raga… lolzzz
    nice one 😀

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  6. LOL at lady with bad breath, she-male, and cotton candy & bhelpuri! 😀

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  7. VISHNU says:

    lol @ 2nd and the last one.. n u blame men for watching..

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  8. HaRy!! says:

    ha ha comedy comedy!! yu said…bhelpuri!!! ha ha mised the chance !! and male!! ho ho lol yu funny!! nice observations u hav when yu are jobless…just like my post 😛

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  9. hahaha..funny colection 😛

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  10. Miss_Nobody says:

    About the jeans thing?I KNOW.I bought one which said it was my size without trial,and now I have trouble holding it up lol.Lovely blog.Came here via Avada Kedavra's blog 🙂

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  11. Shruti says:

    Aaaaahhhhhh!!!
    :O :O
    “”N.B. These could be true incidents. I don't know.””
    Just now i saw this!! Oh migh! 😦

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  12. Sourav !!! says:

    These are true incidents … I am almost sure ! 😛

    Is your brother's waist size and his profession related .. ! 😉

    You are going to get married, just keep informing your fiancé about the dresses and RAGA .. not your Dad … coz once you get married your husband won't ask for your choices, most probably 😛

    Your sis is not Sachin, she should quit playing such games, she won't get Doctors' flying in from your Europe and Australia… ask her to play XBox, instead ! 😀

    LOL, at least you only stared at his chest ! 😛

    Nice template and I need to see award on your blog too 😀

    Take care .. 🙂

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  13. Guria says:

    To Everybody who thinks these are true, I am telling I don't know! 😉

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  14. Guria says:

    @ Shruti

    Thank you
    Thank you
    Thank you
    (three comments huh? :D)

    I am glad you enjoyed them! 🙂
    Just letting off steam!

    And marriage is a long way off right now! 😛

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  15. Guria says:

    Rohini,

    Would you believe I was so tired that I had to write this as a pick-me-up?? 😀

    I am glad you liked them!

    You enjoy your stay in Florida!

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  16. Guria says:

    Hey!
    Aditya
    Rajlakahmi
    Psych Babbler
    HaRy
    Avada

    I am glad you enjoyed them! Just another of those days! 😀

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  17. Guria says:

    Hi Vishnu

    Oh I'm so sorry! I never knew that men stare at another woman's chest to discern whether she is indeed a she!

    And should I have stared elsewhere to find out?

    LOL!

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  18. Yellow Tulip says:

    he he…:)…cod'nt stop laughing:)..he he:)..

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  19. Guria says:

    Hiya Sourav!

    You (almost) sure these are true incidents? well that makes one of us. 🙂

    Is your brother's waist size and his profession related .. !

    Completely, if any of his clients know this, he will be jobless soon. A lawyer duped!! 😛

    Oh I do not ask for anything from either my dad or fiance. Results: I get more than what I would have asked for. 🙂

    My sister doesn't play those games that's why she's angry. She says, she'll play at least play once to justify her 'damn' pain! 😀
    (It actually is very common happens due to lifting excessive heavy objects)

    LOL, at least you only stared at his chest!

    Ahh, some one understands!! 😀

    Cheers ^_^

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  20. Neha says:

    hahaha, too hilarious…will post a detailed comment later…m in a rush right now..:)))

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  21. Sapphire says:

    Ha!Ha! Damn funny – by the way, that confusion regarding whether the stranger was male/female – I have experienced it too 😀 😀 Though the stranger never came up to me to rid my confusion 😦

    As for the new dresses – I never get tired of them…I have more than 2 wardrobes full of clothes and I keep telling my mom I have no clothes and end up buying more and more 😛

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  22. rimz says:

    hahaha….just loved it….
    especially d dress n Fiance` one…
    Actually we need so many things, yet at times we say we need nthing, bt obviously aftr sometime we want things agn…
    its quiet normal man…. we cnt get nirvana sooo soon gal…hihi…
    tk cre…
    kip wishing, kip observing…:)

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  23. You use the comma very skillfully.

    Almost sensual.

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  24. Neha says:

    loved all the incidences…the denim one, the gift one and especially the chest one…I have embarrassed myself the same way once…;))) cool cool…cheers…

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  25. My fiancé asked me what I wanted this Pujas, I was blogging and absent-mindedly replied “Cotton Candy and Bhelpuri.” He is so proud of his hassle-free fiancée.

    Where can i get a fiancee/gf/wife like u……lol…..totally low-maintenance

    Cheers

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  26. raMmY says:

    Hey .. this is my first time here on your blog.

    Hilarious post!! i like the Puja Gift … Lucky Fiancee!! u might be sulking now!! hehe… but awesomely funny observations!!!

    cool!!

    cheers
    rammy

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  27. pra says:

    Ha…ha…ha… hilarious post!I specially liked the first one and the cotton cady and titan raga one!! congrats for your fiction got selected as spicy saturday pic!

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  28. R S V says:

    Hey, visit my blog http://rahulsharmaspeaks.blogspot.com/
    there is something waiting for you 🙂
    Hope you like it:)
    I will definitely read your blog after some time..

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  29. hahahahah…. hehe
    loved the second and the last one most ….
    u rock 🙂

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  30. R S V says:

    ha ha ha…
    I couldn't help myself reading it…
    Am I laughing?
    did I just got up from the floor?…
    “u have a great sense of humour”
    cheers!!

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  31. Shruti says:

    Guria ji!
    My fourth comment 😛
    Congrats on the blogadda's selection!

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  32. Guria says:

    Thank you
    thank you
    Thank you

    One and All

    You think this is it?! I loved observing so much that some terrible ones are coming up next! Stay tuned!

    ^_^

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  33. Guria says:

    Sapphire…

    Welcome to MM and I am glad you laughed!

    Hey infracaninophile

    Welcome to MM! I consciously use the comma a lot, for the feel and subtlety. I am pleasantly surprised that someone noticed! 🙂

    Do come around MM again!

    Hiya raMmy

    Welcome to MM! He is a lucky fiancé, isn't he? I hope his luck holds after marriage!!
    Keep visiting! 🙂

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  34. Guria says:

    To my other dear friends and bloggers

    Yellow Tulip

    Neha

    rimz

    Indian Pundit [will you be as nice a fiancé, then we may find you such a good fiancée :D]

    pra

    R S V

    http://whysoserioustoday.blogspot.com

    Shruti (yet again!)

    I loved it that you guys enjoyed it, and laughed!

    Thank you for your words! They are the best gift I got from this blog!

    And Rahul, thanks a lot buddy!! 🙂

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  35. Nice Blog and a nice post

    🙂

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  36. truly hilarious 😀

    2nd nd 3rd post was good

    nice ….first time here 🙂 liked ur blog will come back again …. 🙂

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  37. Shas says:

    Lolzz..last one was really funny. I thought only men stared hard at women's chest so far…..lolzz
    Congrats! for Sat spicy pik.

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  38. Shilpa Garg says:

    Oh Wow!! The last was especially damn cool!! 😀

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  39. Sourav !!! says:

    Tell Me Guria, do your lawyer-bro's client get attracted to his debating, discussing and law knowledge OR to his belly and how would he be duped !??

    *Still Ponders*

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  40. Guria says:

    Hi,

    √♪נ汉Ψ

    The Solitary Writer

    Welcome to MM! It is indeed a pleasure to have you here! 🙂

    Thank you for your words and see you around soon! 😀

    Hey Shas

    Shilpa-ji

    Thanks and am glad that you enjoyed! 🙂

    Sourav

    If a lawyer gets duped, what will the world come to? 😀

    But then you will be happy when a lawyer can be easily duped, if you are a criminal. 😛

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  41. Tirtha says:

    haha…really phooney!

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